Your New (Girl Scout Cookie) Pusher

It’s happened: I’m the father of a Girl Scout.

My oldest has been a Girl Scout for eight days and, already, we’re slinging cookies.


There are a few ways the girls can sell their toxicomanie biscuits: door to door, at a booth outside of some establishment, or online.

Yes, online.

You can click this link and buy Girls Scout cookies – as many as you like – and have them delivered to your door. It’s that terribly easy. Feeding your addiction will help my daughter, the Girls Scouts, and your pangs of emptiness.

Feel free to share that link around.

I’m sorry, you’re welcome, and thank you.


  • joelelad

    What, no mobile app to download and order cookies? So disappointed… I can’t believe I can just click a link and get cookies. That is SO dangerous.

    • I’m sure there is one, or if not, it’s being developed. Eventually they’ll craft some voodoo though-reader that will deduct money from your account and have cookies at your door with a mere thought.